10:48 AM

Read You Like A Book

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This post will show a side of me most ppl dont get to see


So, this is going to be a long post b/c I have to start at the beginning for you to understand. One of my closest friends has this friend he hangs out with. When I met her I didn’t really like her, but I am far from rude. She is his friend so I would not come at her like that b/c I respect him. SO I tolerated her. I tolerated her smart-ass comments. I tolerated her quick jabs at my confidence. She basically is one of those chicks that hate to see another confident person. She always wants to be the center of attention. The fact that I am a big girl and she didn’t intimidate me pissed her off I think. Don’t get me wrong she is tall and cute. I am not a hater. I will give her that. She would say little things every time I saw her. They were insults, but not for the slow minded. I guess she thought I didn’t catch it, but I did. Again I let is go b/c She is His friend and b/c I'm better than that. It’s not my fault u r not comfortable with you. I have never changed me for anyone. She is the classic skinny bitch Mo'nique talks about. Anyway a few weeks ago Bobby (the close friend) tells me he wants to have a surprise party for her. I automatically get a bad feeling. This girl is really ungrateful on a normal day and I personally didn’t think she deserved it. But again I'm not rude, so I agreed. SO we plan all the shit. One of my friends spent like 40 dollars on food and decorations. Then Bobby spent money on some other stuff for her. IT was wayyyyyyyyyyyy nicer than any shit I would have done. SO When I got there I relaxed. IT was a really nice set up. I would have been so happy that someone did all this for me. SO even though I didn’t think she deserved one I was going to try to make this nice for her b/c THAT THE PERSON I AM. So she finally get there and we yell surprise. She screams and turns around. We are all waiting for her to come in. She doesn’t. So I go outside and she is sitting on the step. I ask her what’s the problem and why she not coming in. She all like I need a minute and she gets on her cell phone, but this bitch has the nerve to ask me where is her drink. I don’t trip I walk back in the house and from that moment decide it is best if I don’t speak to her or I might ruin the party even more. I can only hold my tongue about shit for so long and being intoxicated does not help. Like 15 minutes later she comes in. She asks, “were is my drink”. She doesn’t hug anyone or say thank you. Bobby tells her to go say hi to the guest. She's like what guest. I was like OMG this is not going to be good. IT was like 7 ppl there. You must understand though that we have a close group of friends. It’s not very big. She knows this b/c she is forever inviting herself to something. It’s always the core ppl and then we meet new ppl so we add and remove as needed. All the main ppl were there. Beside that Bobby advertised this party and theses are the ppl that decided to show. Which shows you how much ppl care about her at least her supposed true friend b/c they didn’t show. Anyway Bobby’s like could you just go and say hi to the ppl that r here they came for you. SO then she asked again where is her drink. Bobby pulls out a bottle of Boone. She was like all I get is this cheap shit. OMG I'm still trippin that this chick is sooooooooooooo fucking rude to someone that is really close to me. I can tell this shit is hurting his feelings and making him wish he never did it. SO then she goes and opens the fridge and sees her little weed brownies we made for her. This annoys Bobby even further and he tells her to sit down. SO by this time I'm like lets get this shit over with. SO I start to put candles on it and such. She is sitting with her boyfriend telling him how she doesn’t like this party. She says this loud enough for me to hear. I don’t know if anyone else caught it. Pretty much she was frontin in front of her man like we were her second rate friends. Pretty much like she was embarrassed of us. But she is the first one inviting herself to ppls get together or their house. Anyway So I light the candle and take her the brownies. She blows them out. After she counts to make sure it was 21 candles. Then she was like I get the first piece and I need a plate to take some home. Now at this point I am sooooooooooo pissed and annoyed its silly, but I keep my cool fix her a piece to take home and then I start handing out the rest. After this I go in the other room b/c if I had to continue to listen it would not be cool. So she stays in the dinning room with her man for almost the entire time she is there, while the rest of the ppl r in the living room. So she finally comes in there only b/c we r smoking and she want some. So she gets a few hit and then she's like I gotta go. She gives everyone a fake hug and her and her man leave. I counted to 5 and made my announcement. BTW I, at this point, have consumed a whole bottle of champagne, weed brownies and I smoked. I was gone beyond belief. Everyone that truly knows me knows I do not bite my tongue often. The only reason why I did not call her out is b/c SHE is HIS friend and I respect him and it was her little party so I didn’t want to ruin what she had already done. I stress this so ppl will understand why I took so much shit from her b/c he seemed like he really liked her. SO after she left I said and I quote " I DONT LIKE THAT BITCH. YOU CAN BRING HER AROUND BUT FROM THIS POINT I DONT LIKE HER. I'M DONE WITH HER." Someone must have asked what happen. I was so mad as I was telling them I didn’t notice that she had walked back into the house. She must have been waiting on the stairs to see if we said anything b/c she came back in. By the time I see her my mouth will not stop and I'm like fuck it she shouldn’t have came back. I was trying to be nice and spare her feelings. So she asks Bobby was she ungrateful and rude. He says yes. She's like why didn’t u tell me that. And he says it wasn’t the place, I was going to talk to you about it later. Now I’m really mad b/c not only was she rude and ungrateful she came back in like she was the shit and made a scene and embarrassed him more. SO she ask me how I felt. I swear on everything I told this girl not to ask me that and to leave. She said NO tell me how u feel. What she do that for yall? TO tell you the truth I don’t remember what I said word for word, but the only word that can describe what I did was READ her. Yes it a str8 gay term, but I didn’t really cuss her out. I told her how the fuck she was rude and that I didn’t like it. In the word of my mom I did it in a Nicesty way. I was nasty in a nice way. At the end of my spill I was like just get the fuck out. She turned around and left. She didn’t say a word that I can remember. The room was quiet. When I get really mad I cry. I felt so exhausted. Like all the shit I ever wanted to call her on just flew out. I had not noticed that I had become passive aggressive with her b/c I didn’t want bad feeling between my friend and me. I think I scared the shit out of some ppl. I don’t want ppl to think I am a bitch, but when it comes to ppl I love I get more mad then when its me. I can handle her rudeness, but it is impossible for me to see my friends hurt. I apologized to everyone b/c I have not gone off on someone like this for a while. When I’m pissed, I don’t care about ur feelings or what I say. I'm mad at myself for holding my tongue for so long though. I knew something bad was going to happen when he asked about this party. She is the most ungrateful self-centered bitch I ever met. I don’t see how ppl walk through life thinking their shit don’t stink. Now it’s a new day and I don’t know how my actions will play in the light. I feel bad, but not for reading her. I feel bad that I did it to his friend and I know now that I will never be able to be around her if him and her remain friends. I hope I don’t live to regret my bluntness. I truly believe she needs it though. She is very selfish and that is the root of most of her problems. This wasn’t the end of my night, but I'm kinda drained from writing this. Moral of this story is never assume someone is intimidated or even rattled by ur presence. Never be so fucking ungrateful to ppl that care for you. Oh and never underestimate a FAT CHICK ~smooches~!

2 comments:

theurbanista said...

oh that bitch is a trip.

Nia said...

LMAO!!! Do not feel bad about what you did. She deserved that little conversation and probably much more.